yes this is true. i used to have a crush on my dentist when i lived down south, but i HATED going. everyone knows what i am talking about, drills, sharp things in your mouth, fluoride, ect. so when i moved north, i had to get a new dentist. no, i do not have a crush on my new dentist. but i love love love going every six months. first he has themed rooms - space room, tiki hut, mickey mouse room - which if you know me, i am obsessed with themes. next, he has tvs on the ceiling and the first thing they do when you lie in the chair is hand you a remote. change the channel to what you want. MTV, HGTV, sleezy network, whatever. next, and for sure the best part is they promptly put the gas nozzle on your nose and away you go into another place. then he comes in and says, hmmm not much tartar - scrape here, scrape there. oh lets clean your teeth. and the 30 second blasting begins. not 30 years of teeth cleaning, 30 seconds. its like this high powered machine that blasts through your mouth like an automatic car wash. its A - MAZE- ING. however, one downside is that your mouth does feel a little tore up for at least a day after the cleaning. then a little floss, and YES they do not make me have fluoride. Fluoride makes me gag, even thinking about putting it in my mouth makes me want to vomit. So i don't have to have fluoride. ever. ps. every time i go there the dentist is like, oh you have the most beautiful teeth. nothing is ever wrong with them. i just love cleaning your teeth, no tartar, ect. he is so nice. pss. i did have to get a filling fixed yesterday. no biggy. EXTRA gas and some novocaine and i didn't feel a thing. it was awesome. can't wait for april. and i absolutely will drive from out of state (if we ever move) every six months to continue seeing this dentist. psss. thanks mom for making me go to the dentist all my life. the dentist praises you every time i see him.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
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Again, you are so freakin funny. Would you mind if I copied this post and e-mailed it to my father in law, he would die laughing. He's a dentist! I feel the same way every time I go, it's not bad when you actually take care of your mouth. He praises me and I never have a cavity and getting them cleaned only feels good once he's done. I'm always flattered when I walk in to get kissed by the dentist. LOL Your's sounds like he has one awesome office!
Hate fluoride too. My dentist doesn't make me do it either!
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